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Bellatrix: Послание от Вилле: (A brass band version of the song 'Jerusalem' (a socialist anthem) plays in the background as he speaks.) Greetings oh earthlings this is your future king and hopefully, actually, future queen as well, because I was thinking of going through a sex change operation thing. My name is Ville, obey me dear citizens. The year 2007 has been fantastic, it has been filled with hope and promises for a brighter future. I drank myself to the brink of the abyss but I came back, so er, few gin and tonics never hurt anybody but quit the smack if you can. The year 2008 shall be a miraculous one, we do know that the Mayan? calendar ends in the year 2012 which means we gotta prepare ourselves for doom, the human race shall be no more so I would recommend you to erm, 'BBC bleep' off as violently as possible because these are the last remaining years of your life. Commit adultery as often as possible because it's your last chance. I'm being honest with you, I'm not playing games here, so er, no more sex, no more drugs, no more rock n roll, it's all bad, masturbation while doing tantric yoga and er listen to daba? reggae, so er that's something to look forward to. So dear people, this year 2007, and a er, a very very bright future for the next couple of years until the world ends, I would like to erm quote the ever so eloquent Mr Alistair Crowley, by saying soak me in cognac 'BBC bleep' and 'BBC bleep', a-and just to make sure you know I wasn't swearing I was talking about the philosopher Emanuel Kant (which he pronounces Kunt). Bless you all, be safe, Black Sabbath bless you. Слушать и качать тут: http://www.zshare.net/audio/58098776133dbf/ http://community.livejournal.com/valo_daily/2423715.html

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